You see Lord Phye the Thief.

He appears to be a Malghava Halfling.

He appears to be immature and shorter than average.  He has merry sparkling green eyes and fair skin.  He has raggedly cut, curly black hair.  He has a clean-shaven face, a classical nose and large feet.

He has an emerald-set nebulous vaalin bar in his left eyebrow, and a tattooed group of halflings on his neck.

He is holding a teeny thanot halfling long bow engraved with a scroll of cavorting muffins in his left hand.

He is wearing some halfling sized studded leather cuirass emblazoned with a pair of strawberry tarts on the chest, a jam-spattered tart satchel, petite silver halfling wristband, a black dagger harness spattered with images of frosting-covered strawberry tarts, a black back quiver stitched with the image of a halfling baking a tiny tart, a halfling thieves cape embroidered with frosting covered strawberry tarts along the hem, a heavy tart-shaped ruby pendant, a smudged tart-shaped pin, pair of trim cinnamon-hued trousers embellished with a smattering of jam-filled tarts down the legs, and a tall flouncy white baker hat.